Curious, Very Curious
¡Que vivan los pieles
rojos!
Always
pictured this taxi leaving after dark.
(Los Muertos
means “the dead”)
What do they know about chickens that we
don’t?
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Fuckin’ Chicken (Can also be translated: What a tiny-ass chicken.) |
Fuckin’ Chicken |
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If Carlos Casteňada were still alive, and still my professor,
I’d have to tell him I was within 60 miles of Ixtlan,
and never made it. My best story about him is that I was walking with a friend
after class, discussing whether or not Don Juan really existed…and a crow
landed on my shoulder. True story.
Walking past a local
strip club, I heard the following pitch:
Byootiful ladies!
Big boobs!
BIG boobs!
asshole
¡Órale,
no soy pendejo, soy tourista!
Since you’ll be shitting yourself
anyway.